are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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