i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Come on in and take your pants off
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