I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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