We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
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winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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