i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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