He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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