Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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