Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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