No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
