ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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