I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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