my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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