Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
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I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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