im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
