I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
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Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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