Who wears a wallet chain?!
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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