I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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