he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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