whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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