Grow some girl-balls and come out already
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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