what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk