He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
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Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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