If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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