hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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