Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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