fuck your aforementioned shoe
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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