I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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