I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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