just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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