I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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