i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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