Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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