Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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