Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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