So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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