her vagine was all disorganized.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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