i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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