After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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