Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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