You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
me + whiskey = a bad person
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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