i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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