were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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