i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Randomize