youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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