i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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