But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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