Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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