Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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