i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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