physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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