her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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