I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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