Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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