I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
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Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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