I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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