So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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