i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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