Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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