There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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