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I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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