it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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